The stuff of nerds

skycloudsky:

wewanttobe:

findingpeacewithin:

stratifiedsquamousepithelium:

youcantcancelquidditch:

cautiouscupcake:

ofpaperandponies:

heathyr:

supdevan:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

Some of the worst? Shit son, these are the best.

I should make a note to use #10 in conversation.

Or, you know, all of them. But mostly #10. That shit cannot be removed.

Saving THEM ALL to memory.

2, 4, 5, 8, and 12 are beautiful examples of the English language.

SHE GREW ON HIM LIKE SHE WAS A COLONY OF E. COLI AND HE WAS ROOM-TEMPERATURE CANADIAN BEEF.

WHAT IS AIR.

oh my god

this is gold

I can’t breathe omg

It hurts

hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahah 12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object. hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha